MarkTreitel.com

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$700  - Famous Long Haired Dude needs room

I Design Jewelry. I can just pay rent. Or I can work for rent, I.E Housework, Gardening, Computer, Internet, HTML, Dog walking, House Sitting, Errands, Typing, Taxes, Cooking, Cleaning or Making Jewelry for trade. Actually, if you think of anything else you need done, I either know how to do it, or can learn very fast. You can see my resume and my jewelry on my website. I pretty much have my own life and stay to myself. I am personable and can carry on a conversation, or watch a movie or go out to concerts, dinner or clubs with.

How to Suck Up

Numerous people have failed to become Supreme Court Justices because they do not have the knowledge in how to suck up.

For your benefit, I've created a handy-dandy SUCK UP e-mail that you can send to prospective Presidents, CEOs and Messiahs.

Dear Potential United States President [or other position of power],

Thank you for allowing me to speak to you the other day. You were oh
so kind to take time out of your incredibly busy schedule to speak with me. I hope that your children realize their parents are cool. Keep up the great work. Your company is in terrific hands. Thank you for the privilege of communicating and
thank you again for your time.

Fondly,
[Your name here]

P.S. Thank you for receiving this e-mail and not pressing delete. It
shows how conscientious you are of other people. You are the most
conscientious person I have ever met. Again, you are conscientious
because you continue to read this run-on sentence. How does your spouse
not worship your feet? I don't know. You are too good for words. I
would praise you in sign language but I know how your busy schedule
doesn't allow you to communicate non-verbally.

P.P.S. Did I forget to mention that you are cool?

Broke the 400,000 barrier!

I have now more than 400,000 Google page references.

That's more than Desi Arnaz, the grandfather of Sitcoms but still less than Carrot Top.

Shalla Blogs with Mark

Author Shalla de Guzman interviewed me here on her blog. Or try this one.

Googling the Blogosphere

Google, in their one-hudred and thirty point plan to take over the world, now has a blog search.

Here's a blog search for "Mark Treitel" and "Bravo 'Situation Comedy'".

Like Icerocket, you can sort by chronological order.

Say buh-bye to Technoratti.

There's a Blogger in my house!

I have the honor to be housing Blogger Extraordinaire, Esther Kustanowitz.

She's here on vacation. And I'm telling her that I'm blogging about her right now.

Mindy and I have given her a Bed & Bandwidth.

Esther says "Bed & Bandwidth" is the new "Bed & Breakfast."

The odd thing is that Esther always walks around with her arm around head like this.

My Breakfast with Tiffany

In order to promote world peace, I did a guest blog about my experiences on Situation: Comedy over at Breakfast at Tiffany's.

My guest blog was also shilled at LA Observed.

If you would like me to Guest blog on your website, please e-mail me.

Mark Treitel

Google to the Nth Degree

My Google references have become exponential.

Yesterday was 46,7000 references today is 173,000!!!

And to think... less than a week ago I had 3,700 references.

Never too early to Shill...

Uber-blogger, Paul Davidson, will have his second comedy book, "The Lost Blogs" published next May (2006) from Warner Books.

Coming May 2006 from Warner Books is the book that is “the historically inaccurate and totally fictitious cyber diaries of everyone worth knowing” — covering figures from the dawn of time all the way up until just a few years ago. If they’re dead and famous, you can probably expect to read what they have to say.

Go to thelostblogs.com

And if you haven't been reading Paul's blog Words For My Enjoyment on a daily basis, (ahem, after you peruse my blog)  , then you are literally and figuratively wasting your precious time on Earth.

 

Google-plex

Well, since yesterday, I went from 8,090 Google References to today's...

10,100 Google References

23,400 Bravo "Situation Comedy" References