Funniest caption wins a prize. I pick a winner on Friday, August 26, 6 PM PST.
Congrats to Marc on his winning entry:
Introducing the all new Sitcom Writer(TM) life-size doll from Vivid Video! Features interchangeable scripts and clothing...realistic silicone-sculpted mouth with 3 DIFFERENT SUCKING MODES! Available in multiple models, including bisexual, transgender, and gender queer.
* Set not included.
* Requires 2 AA batteries (not included).
* Wash with soap and warm water.
If one more person asks me if I am that fat kid from Two and a Half Men, I'm getting my agent to cap their arse.