Minutes after Harriet Miers withdrew her nomination for Supreme Court Justice, the White House announced that they were nominating Chief Justice Rehnquist to fill the position.
Vice President Cheney personally dug up the grave of the recently dead Chief Justice and presided over the Ninja-Voodoo ceremony that raised the deceased back to life.
President Bush was pleased with the results of the Zombie Rehnquist who had two specific orders: overturn Roe v. Wade and to not eat human brains.
The White House has possible plans to institute Resurrection as a national policy to lower the death toll in Iraq, create a Zombie National Guard and resurrect all of the Civil War Southerners to ensure the Republicans maintain their voting lead over the next 100 years.
Rehnquist is expected to be confirmed by early next week but may have to recuse himself if the ACLU sues on behalf of the living against the newly resurrected. Also at issue are Rehnquist heirs who are pissed they have to "give shit" back because he's no longer dead.
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Granted Rehnquist was a conservative in many ways. However, he was one of our greatest supporters when it came to the First Amendment rights and liberties of the American people and for that....I'd take him alive or zombie like any day of the week.
Posted by: Lost In America Org | Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 10:18 PM